You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
he high fived his dick after we had sex
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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