do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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