After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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