Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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