So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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