it hurts more in the daytime
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Do I have a choice?
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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