Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
