I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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