How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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