jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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