I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
