And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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