its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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