Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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