I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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