youre lurking in front of me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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