You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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