thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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