Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
