so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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