i just had sex bonerless
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we're making bets on your personal life
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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