she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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