Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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