I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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