Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i was born a porn star she said
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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