Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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