sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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