why didn't you poke me back
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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