i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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