Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
