Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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