Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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