You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
