All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i think my mom watched the whole time
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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