But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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