I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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