sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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