How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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