yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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