didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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