Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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