He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You need a sexual gate keeper
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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