So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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