their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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