I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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