The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
