He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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