dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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