I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I want to fling myself into the sun
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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