You're completely useless in the revolution.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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