Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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