susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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