I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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