she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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