when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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