My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
She announced her abortion via fbk
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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